[Videri]

*walks into tavern full of friends*
My most flourishing bow to the one and only Llandris, first green signature in this humble troubadour's journal, neato.
Gardur, Yuuvy, Krum, Flozilla! Glad to see you are all alive and kicking.
Noble Karsten, my gratitude for setting me up on that date.
Jumping Jackflash, my thanks for the letter and I shall pay thee a visit soon.
Agatha the Eternal, may thy elf honor be ever cloaked in shadow.
The notorious Jibekn, a tip of my glass to thee.
Slathar the Savage, bringer of grief galore, have mercy on the server, you ducking psycho. They stay mad tho.
Barcode the Barbaric, good to see your venom is as deadly as ever. Sail on and may you never be ill ill il.
Dear Farzo the Fearful, lovable comrade with a grossly maligned reputation, oi cunt.
Lifealert Unsullied, may thine enemies fall and find themselves unable to get up. Just like in the commercial.
Palatine Roland, or Kathy the Kute, may thy skinny arms pluck thy bowstring until you are old and gray.
And a wild Fandango appears; I'm frankly not sure what to think of you.
The Revered Ruban Poodlehumper, warmest greetings to you and the esteemed tribe of Danes.
And the mighty Thronelord, reputed to possess three thousand HP (and counting), Grixus the Lionhearted. Is he so named for his valor or for his friendship, you ask? Both.
And what thread could be held together without Krazy Glue?
Mighty Jerle, may you ever go beyond the Outer Limits of existence.
Green growing greetings to Pumped the Prodigious, may your reign be rainy, thy tomatoes juicy, and thy leaves full of THC.
Smedy the Tearbringer, pirate with a moral compass, spare no blubbering bluebies the wrath of your glowing purple swords - either of them. (Not a sexual reference; he has two SK epics, wtf, stay mad.)

*looks around for Azzar, Lord of the Dunks, but he is nowhere to be seen*

Barkeep...drinks for the whole tavern! This round's on me!