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Old 09-14-2016, 08:18 PM
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Penises, generally speaking are gross, like vaginas. The unmutilated variety is however functionally superior with the intact foreskin acting as a natural gasket to keep a girl from drying out. I've never really thought about it, but it should also help on the backend to minimize the cost of lube lamented in this thread.
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