[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by big_ole_jpn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lube is the only thing I shoplift, and 100% of the time. cuz i use alot and also i dont want to think about pennies when im whippin it out. never got caught but if i do, im gonna say i was too embarrassed to carry it openly to the counter. 100% guaranteed that line will work

also, if you were circumcised without consent, its pretty much your birthright to shoplift lube.

I can relate as the only thing I have ever shoplifted was lube. Combo of no-consent circo + the price of lube (((insulting))) with the trouble of making a bunch of shitty lubes that don't work or burn (not going to pay good money to be treated like shit).

literally never lifted anything else in my life. I've paid for it, but more often than not, I take it as my god given right.

They started putting micro RFID foil detectors in the box packaging (built into the cardboard so you cant identify and remove it), so you have to open the box and take the bottle now. I beeped off one time and was like oh whoops had my hands full earlier haha! and had to pay for it.