Greetings Travelers,
It is I, Alexander Graham Bell, some of you may know me as the inventor of the telephone, but that is not all i invented. I hid the truth about one invention, a creation that i kept secret this entire time so I could one day use it to become the greatest FTE poopsocker known to P99. I have in front of me a time travelling phone. It still has the rotary dial ofc cause #classic. My wife that crazy bitch has died of scurvy and I long for a meaningful purpose to my life. I must become number 1 so please dial this number if you would like The Alexander Graham Bell to join your team.
1-306-251-4456
Simply call and I shall use the teleportation device to come to 2016 and rule P99 forever.
I will be waiting
(the answer to your question is yes, that is the legendary Eratani's number)
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