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Originally Posted by Lune
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Trump doesn't believe sandwich mold exists even though it's a consensus among the entire scientific and academic community that it, in fact, does. Trump is willing to accept scientific consensus for other important things like how to manage cholesterol, treat cancer, or run a business/economy. But in the case of sandwich mold, an entire party has special interests pulling the strings and he bends over to comply. He proposes that we don't bother putting sandwiches in the fridge because sandwich mold isn't real and if we put our sandwiches in the fridge we won't be able to compete with China, which doesn't have fridges.
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Very high quality post and excellent analogy. I think I still might prefer a moldy, shit-free sandwich over the shit sandwich though :/ However, as I have indicated, Trump sandwiches run the very real chance of being
both shitty
and moldy :/
Nevertheless, it is important to note that while I do not care to have shit or sand in my sandwiches, nor do I care for the ilicit practices or adverse conditions giving rise to such a nefarious malady as is sandwich mold, I worry little of sandwich mold itself.
Sandwich mold's most pronounce effects are associated with long term exposure. Since there will be no young melons to worry about and populations most severely affected are likely those whom will suffer disproportionately due to the forthcoming age of automation anyway, I am at worst indifferent to sandwich mold and at best mildly hopeful. ^^