What I don't get is how the crowd could boo and chant while speaker after speaker took the podium until Paul Simon got up -- looking like the Philadelphia heroin didn't agree with him at all -- and just shit all over Bridge Over Troubled Water, while the camera panned out to reveal the convention glossy-eyed, swaying back-and-forth in their mom jeans and mouthing the words. Most outrageous moment of the night.
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