that reminds me. anyone remember reading the joke 'log' of an eq raid?
it was a nice little bit of eq satire...
remember stuff like..
Warrior slashes dragon for 42 dmg
Warrior slashes dragon for 42 dmg
Warrior bashes dragon for 7 dmg
Monk punches dragon for 73 dmg
Monk punches dragon for 73 dmg
Monk crushes dragon for 82 dmg
Monk Dragon Strikes dragon for 345 dmg
Ranger slashes dragon for 27 dmg
Ranger begins to cast a spell...
A dragon is hit by a lick of flame for 3 dmg
A dragon bites a ranger for 320 dmg
A dragon bites a ranger for 320 dmg
A dragon bites a ranger for 320 dmg
A dragon bites a ranger for 320 dmg
A ranger has been slain.
...
...
A cleric says, 'casting rez on a Ranger'
A warriors says, 'at least he has a taunt'.
etc. etc.
remember really liking it at the time, anyone know where to dig it up?
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