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Originally Posted by Spyder73
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Viable strategy....until the Gorilla decides to rip your face, hands, and genitalia from your body with little to no effort. Monkeys/Gorillas/Chimps...these animals are f#cking ruthless when they want to be.
I have a friend who still maintains to this day that if he had a baseball bat he could take 2 chimpanzees in a fight to the death. I feel the Chimps would take the bat and sodomize him as they ripped his limbs off...a Silverback? Yikes - Silverback wins 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000 times in this duel scenario
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Dude It's a viable strategy when facing a Silver back. People need to be aware on a 1 on 1 duel scenario. I myself practice these scenarios regularly with my girlfriends mother. I could've saved this kid easily.
When facing an adult male Chimp it's an entirely different strat. You need to first kneel down in a bow like pose. Then you wave you arms frantically in the air being as loud and possible and charge. The chimp will cease and recognize your dominant form and size. It's really simple.
Animal planet use to be educational now it's just choked off by the terrorist nazi rebel media hosting such things like as the Croc hunter etc.