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Old 05-31-2016, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Viable strategy....until the Gorilla decides to rip your face, hands, and genitalia from your body with little to no effort. Monkeys/Gorillas/Chimps...these animals are f#cking ruthless when they want to be.

I have a friend who still maintains to this day that if he had a baseball bat he could take 2 chimpanzees in a fight to the death. I feel the Chimps would take the bat and sodomize him as they ripped his limbs off...a Silverback? Yikes - Silverback wins 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000 times in this duel scenario
Chimps are one of the most violent animals on the planet, where as gorillas are generally pretty passive.

Chances are there was a way to save the gorilla, but it would have been a risk. I'm not sure about gorillas, but a chimp is about x3 stronger then it looks -- and there a good 4-5 ft tall.

A chimp has muscles that are a lot stronger than humans, so your friend doesn't realize he is comparing apples to guns. They also do things like bite your genitals off if they get the chance.