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Old 05-06-2016, 01:11 PM
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I'm sure those 14,000 services weren't even close to the service I gave your mom last night. I changed her oil and transmission. After I pulled out the dipstick she told me to just dunk it in already! When I did, I said "swishhh". When I was done she sounded like a Harley, but with a more hollow gigantic cave like echo. I'm pretty sure the army was hiding tanks in there in WWII. If not she was probably hiding the army.
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