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Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Diamond Bros Clan Requirements and Charter (declassified material)

1. You must become a seeker of truth. A diamond bros job is to get to the bottom of any box he is on. Seek the TRUTH.

2. You must keep your ear to the streets at all times. Listening for potential exploiting scumbags in /tells, OOC and TS is the first step to becoming a diamond bro.

3. You must inspect bleeding edge players to assess ill-gotten gains. Gathering intel on dirty whistles is part of the TRUTH.

4. You must sniff out blood in the water. Scummy gains come from the blood of innocents and drip off of scummy corrupt gear and equipment in PvP when they take damage. It eventually reaches the water, aka the streets.

5. Once blood is in the water, you must do your best to learn these exploits first-hand yourself as part of seeking out the TRUTH.


What Seperates a Diamond Bro From a Pleb who simply reports an exploit to be fixed? Isn't it best to keep it quiet and just report it?

Good question and I know joe and others have been wondering about this one.

First let me start out by saying BZZZZZZZZZT!!! WRONG. It is not best to assume that an exploit in a backwater east African fuckass server is contained to an isolated incident.

A diamond bro never assumes that an exploit is a mistake. Reporting an exploit to be fixed when there's already blood on the leaves (players having been killed and griefed by scummy equipment for weeks) just makes you a sucker and a loser.

This is for a couple of reasons that cannot be explained to the public at large, no more than the CIA can explain to you why they sell cocaine and guns to American black youth. Tthe only way to STOP the bleeding of innocents is through a holy fire or Purge of all scummy gains after the TRUTH has been found through SHARING.

What does that mean? Is a diamond bro an exploiter too?

A diamond bro is a 1920's paperboy. A diamond bro does not hide his actions like the scummy whistles who have benefited in secret. His duty is to beat the exploit to death and spread the scummy tainted blood on as many peoples faces as possible as part of SHARING the TRUTH.

Through the FIRE BATH, you are absolved of all sins.


How do I SHARE the TRUTH?

Drop transfers. All passerby should be getting a piece of the TRUTH laid quietly on the ground in front of them. Think of it like handing out a newspaper. "EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT".


Why would I give anything to anyone?

A diamond bro's ultimate goal is the FIRE BATH that can only come from SHARING the TRUTH. This is what seperates him from the scummy exploiters. A diamond bro collects screenshots while he abuses the exploit.

Hunched over in a fury like Blanca from streetfighter while throwing blood diamonds over his head behind him to any outstretched hand in sight is the best illustration of a diamond bro in process.


gyno n joe welcome aboard. Wipe this bitch clean.

I know you're the creator of the diamond bros, but please don't shit up the name.

let it die with honor,

signed O.G. diamond bro