I am still working on being the #1 Winner of an underpopulated emulated Everquest PvE box in 2016. It's hard work. It's sixteen hours a day of pissing in mountain dew bottles and waiting on things to spawn, pushing that auto attack button. It's avoiding sunlight that could easily burn my albino complexion. It's watching the pixels very carefully, and making sure my daily nutritional needs are met within the constraints of unemployment financial aid.
But I know that at the end of my journey, when I have the complete collection of primal weapons, I can smile like Kobe Bryant and ride off into the pixelated sunset as a winner.
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