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Old 04-13-2016, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
It's like if people were giving free dildos away, and I said nah I don't really want to fuck myself in the ass.

But big Colgate goes and gets the biggest black dildo he can find and rams himself nightly, and then brags that we do not have a dildo as great as his.

Even though they were open to everyone.
Exactly like that except when Colgate gets bored and discards that big, black monster, you fish it out of the trash and go to town.
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