[quido]

My life is nothing but a series of bad decisions in Elfland.

My EQ wealth is so important to me that I'm giving away 3 or 4 million in items in a friendly competition this month.

I regret camping fungi on less than 30 individual days while I was in college working on homework and projects.

Even more than that, I regret transferring some of my assets from blue to red. It totally wasn't worth it to take currency from a server I no longer play to be able to buy a bunch of manastones and fungis on a server I very much enjoy playing.

I wish I could be more like Farzo.


The weight of all this would crush a normal man, but luckily I'm a 450-pound behemoth.