A bird landed on bernie sanders and took a crap, im voting for him. its got to be a sign right.
I also base my vote on the crowd in the background on speech day videos. The excitement of many fat lesbians behind sanders is another good reason to vote for bernie. I mean if i like lesbians, that means im cool and not a racist straight white guy.
I consider myself an original thinker, If bernie sanders doesnt have to get a job until hes 40 yeras old. Then that means I don't have to ether.
With his new plan I get to retire at 49.
Man, we all have such great opinions
Can't wait till we get free shit for doing nothing.
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