I have to say you got a lot of great jokes in here but this one is my favorite..
https://youtu.be/SAyxdS1SSoo?t=650
When you describe that crazy quest from the guy in the sewer and you finally talk to the NPC and shes like
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And you're like,
What does it mean!?
It sums up basically every quest I tried to figure out when I was a kid.