[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Aesop [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is depressing because it's got to be some of the shallowest shit I have ever heard. Makes sense in Hollywood, or Shallow Alto or some other place like that though.

My buddy had the same thing happen to him, except he rolled with it. Would get teased about it (including me) but he maintained, still had game and still got girls.

At 38, I have a bald spot in the back I don't wear a hat or comb over it or nothing. Females young and old still love me, just got to be confident.

Not trying to brag here, just trying to bring some light to the 30% of the male population who bald, those other 70% probably don't get pussy either.

Jews or Italians like Andis easy to roll with. Darker lookin people can rock it like a boss. it says "Experience".

North euro ppl like Swedes/English/Irish esp blondes is a whole diff game. Something to do with the more boyish looking faces. blonde n balding just doesn't mix if you got a big ol' head..it doesn't say experienced boss, it says unhealthy/washed up.

Needless to say my buddy wasn't Italian. I let him drink on my tab for over a year, trying to put some life back in him. No dice. And eventually we got into a friendship ending argument over something very small, but it was really about the fact he decided to let bald end his life.

I'm pro wigs because some of these guys just can't get the fuck over it.