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Old 03-03-2016, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Terpuntine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
There won't be any fight, I flogged Nirgon and broke him so completely that he popped into TS to rage on me for 10 seconds then he quit the guild and said if I wasn't removed he would burn <Empire> to the ground.

When that didn't work he threatened to try and ban the only friends he has in life in order to get back at me. We all had some good hearty chortles at his expense.

All that aside I never actually had an issue with Nirgon, I was simply bored one day and decided to turn him into the cuck he is today. Admittedly it wasn't nearly as exciting as I thought it would be since he broke so easily. The way he talks one would think he had the mental fortitude to survive a few pokes and prods here and there before he threw himself off a cliff.

I'd also like to point out I was having trouble sleeping lately that's why I put his name in this thread initially. It's very comforting knowing that by merely whispering Nirgons name he will come to the forums and throw a tantrum at my expense.

Minimum effort for maximum rustle, I'm all about efficiency.
all those rage tantrums must be directly linked to the cut of pixel drip, it somewhat reminds me of an heroin addict stopping cold turkey

you really underestimate the responsibilities you have here terp, you literally have some of the biggest egos under your wing taking part in the pixel drip. if they are cut loose just like that expect lives to be lost, you think this is a game?!

as much joy i take reading these things i still fear for the innocent elderly women walking down the street with her dog, let the old man back in and award him a rile asap to calm him the fuck down ... i don't think p99 can survive another #flailquest
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