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Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some of you red conspiratards have inspired a short story out of me. I present you...


THE STATE VS PROJECT 1999 RED
By Tekilya Wu'Tang


The defendants lawyer, Johnny Law, sat in the courtroom awaiting his turn to speak. The trail had begun more than 4 years and closing arguments were about to take place.

Ok Johnny, its your time to shine, this kid paid you a lot of money to get him off, Johnny thought

The judge nodded to Johnny, indicating that it was his turn to speak.

“Ladies and gentleman of the jury. As we near the end of this trial, I implore you to keep your mind to its purpose. This young man (red server) never stood a chance. His parents neglected him emotionally as a child, he has mental development issues, he was put in a no win situation, his dog was killed by police officers, anyone would have reacted the same way he did ! Please show mercy to this poor, mistreated, misunderstood man.”

Nailed it, Johnny thought to himself as he smirked at the prosecutor and returned to his seat.

The judge, stern faced as ever, nodded towards the prosecutor that it was his turn.

“Ladies and gentleman of the jury. This man kidnapped a mother of 5, skinned her body and dismembered her face in order to make a suit and mask out of the flesh. He then returned to her house 2 week later to murder her remaining family members and children WHILE wearing the flesh suit. The defendant tied the children up and made them play house with him for hours before he finally slit their throats. This was on the eve of the poor mothers funeral. The prosecution seeks the death penalty.”

Ahh shit Johnny thought has he lowered his head into his hands I forgot about the suit...

at first i considered your avatar tasteless, but now i see, kindred souls or some shit