He's got a draw full of dildo's, a pocket full of poppers
Sitting at the centre, is what he calls the whopper
Most think it's weird, but it's where he's at home
Forcing 3 foot of rubber, from his Sphincter to his dome
and as he lays twitching, from self inflicted malice
You will ask 'how can you help him?'
And in a genteel voice
he will whisper
Please
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