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Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod
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Its kasich pal. We can't even watch him if we wanted to. Not. even. for. funnies.
He is cringe personified. Cringe is not funny. He needs to go that way.
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Watching Kasich tonight was like witnessing someone's "in front of a crowd with no pants on" dream come true.
Forgetting the words to your monologue right as you come to the scripted Hillary Clinton laugh - ouch. If he had any flexibility under pressure he would have been able to forego the laugh as he entered into the line already struggling to remember the words. But like Musashi warns of, his spirit became busy, distracted by his stark terror when faced with national televisement, and he blundered forward with some of the cringiest mistakes I've ever seen.
Contrasting this nerd's total inability to improvise with
TRUMP's patent effortless performance is just mindblowing. I'm sure the Don must practice for his debate performances, but they appear so natural that honestly I can't even picture him doing training sessions. If he has anything memorized, it's not 2 or 3 giant monologues per debate like the others, but thousands of quick quips and ribs to be applied at the appropriate moment --
memes if you will. If he told me it's all on the spot except for a few scheduled catchphrase repeats for memetic warfare purposes I would not have a hard time believing it.
TRUMP 2016