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Originally Posted by Kergan
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Is it weird I've never really had a problem and don't actively dislike anyone being slandered in this thread?
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I slandered your mom with my penis last night.
I met her last year. We went to a great subs restaurant and I ordered a 'Street Chicken' something or other sandwich; she ordered a #1 off the classic menu. The restaurant was an actual submarine. We had sex on one of the cashiers who was a little squeamish at first but decided to take it all in instead of crying. We talked about how sweet of a boy you were as a young child, and how you're not as sweet now because you're getting burned by me all the time on these forums.
She asked me to move in to her house, so I told her she deserved to be banned from Teamspeak and I need more respect. We got married that Summer. I wore a brown 70's tuxedo to the wedding and she wore a nice, slutty number to represent and symbolize her filthy, lovable heart. We kissed on an altar of other cashiers who we hadn't had sex on in that sub shop from earlier in the story. They were so happy.
And now I have credibility, because I'd have to be crazy to think something like this up, which is simply preposterous.