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In the six day of Filbus's logs, on the twenty-sixth day of the twelfth month—on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth, and the floodgates of the heavens were opened. And Chest's tears fell on the earth sixty days and sixty nights.
On that very day Filbus and his sons, Kekephee, Nibblewitz, and Lotharus, together with his Grumphilda and the wives of his three sons, entered the ark. They had with them every type of shit post according to its kind, all salty tears according to their kinds, every neckbeard that moves along the ground according to its kind and every autofiring tranny according to its kind, and all the flaming members of BDA.
Pairs of all creatures that have used poopsock in righteousness came to Filbus and entered the ark. The neckbeards going in were male and only a few females, as Chest had commanded Filbus. Then Chest shut him in.
For sixty days the purging flood kept coming on the Boards, and as the waters increased they lifted the ark high above the Forums. The waters rose and increased greatly on the boards, and the ark floated on the surface of the tears.
They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high poop mountains under the entire heavens were covered. The waters rose and covered the peaks of shit to a depth of more than fifteen cubits.
Every living neckbeard that still posted on the boards perished from boredom—retarded posters, TMO alts (asgard), wild Swishes, all the creatures that swarm over the rotten boards, and all anonymous Forsaken accounts.
Everything on the boards that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. Every living thing on the face of the forums was wiped out; cringing people and goog animals and the poopsock creatures that move along the ground and the Yellow-Text birds were wiped from the earth. Only Filbus was left, and those with him in the ark.
The waters flooded the earth for over sixty days.