Grand Moff Shogun of the People's Imperial Army, Adjudicator of Indecision & Orator of Superfluous Nothings, Chronicler & Archivist, Society of Retarded Posters,
Perhaps I was hasty in my rigid interpretation of scripture. You are correct in saying Kekephee isn't guilty of heresy, though I believe it would be prudent to first -for safety's sake- indoctrinate him into the Society of Retarded Posters. The Retarded God possesses retard strength that knows no bounds. It is said that he is stronger than a million legions of chimpanzees with downs syndrome and his anger is not to be invoked lightly.
I suggest we send Kekephee on a suitable quest to prove his loyalty and should he succeed, welcome him to the order. I shall leave the floor to the thoughts of our brothers and sisters on this matter and shall adhere to whatever our blessed Order decides. Be wary though.. It is said that those of Bregan D'Aerth are of a different brand of retardation. A newer, perverse retardation than the one that caresses our lobes.
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