[maskedmelon]

Such selfless pursuit of undying truths, nary more praiseworthy a post hath graced these hallowed boards. I am honored by our dear Pope's words and second his nomination of Filbus, He who saw the Retarded God, Wielder of the Blind Insult, Lord of the Tummy, The Great Mystic & Yogic Caliph.

Let not our people squander their minds unraveling each perplexing thread of the great tapestry of profound truths, glimpsed only by our dear Prophet. And let not be forgotten the sacrifice of our dear Pope in selfless devotion, the dissolution of his former post Chief Talmudian Scholar, and the birth of the Imperial Church of Retardation humbly delivered to unto the people from the clammy womb of divine inspiration whence it was conceived.

Let no man tarry in the misty quagmire of divine command. Nay, let him take solace in the indisputable validity if our Dear Pope's selfless work as sole interpreter of The Prophet, He who saw the Retarded God.

Indeed I am stirred by our Dear Pope's great acts of selflessness. I too hear the call to greater servitude and cannot in good conscience deny the good people of our Great Society their inalienable right to clear direction, free from detestable accountability inherent of choice.

There are those who would seek to destroy us, our great works and the Noble Truths, subverters and perverters deniers of right. It is in response to that threat, I dutifully take up a new mantle, that our Dear Pope might be shielded from the aggression of lesser men and that the people of our Great Society might rest peacefully in their beds.

As Grand Moff Shogun of the Peoples Imperial Army, Society of Retarded Posters, I do solemnly swear to uphold the virtues of Retarded Posting and defend to no end, the good people of our Great Society.

May the dark specter of ignoble pursuits break upon the divine bulwark of Retardation and be duly smitten by the iron fist of Great Justice!