During my Fast and Meditations, the Retarded God has given me words to a great blessing. All acolytes hereby may use this prayer to bless members of our own community in recognition of a post which is a veritable Feast of Retardation for the community, or in any dumb way you see fit
%t,
who art a retard flamer ten by ten
May your Posts forever be Drivel,
self-contradictory, bigoted, obscene
May the masses become Confused and Disconsolate
in reading and trying to make sense
Of the spume frothing at the edges of your Enlightened Mouth.
Hallowed be thy Post.
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