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Old 12-23-2015, 04:18 AM
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I will now return to my mystic nature, and forego the wanton lust of Dictatorship
Truly you are the Caliph of mystic yoga, new friend. There was a time when I, too, dreamed of twisting our beautiful partnership to my own personal gain. After seeing the righteous conduct of our Lord Treasurer when entrusted with great authority, however, I dreamed of something greater: brotherhood. May we build a land of milk and honey with our mutual and selfless cooperation.


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real photograph of me after cutting off the finger which pressed "post" on the sorp=sheep thread

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some times it takes great pain and anguish to bring the power we deserve
I would like to note I was playing an extremely Retarded game tonight with my family, who are in town for Christmas, and drew a card that said "go onto your social media and find the latest selfie". The goal of this Retarded and terrible game, when drawing this card at least, was for the Judge to determine which selfie so shewn was the funniest. Since I do not have any friends in real life, I came to this forum and zoomed into the photo you linked there until it took up my entire phone in portrait mode, like so:

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My 9 year old niece, the most kawaii creature on this beautiful Earth, who was entrusted with the position of Judge for this round, nearly fell down laughing at this and I took the round and ultimately the entire game. I thank you for this Lord Filbus, and would like to nominate you for one (1) FKP (forum kill point) point in honor of this extremely touching moment which your high-quality post allowed me to enjoy with my cherished one.