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Originally Posted by captnamazing
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And Filbus crafted a singular room within the Ark of Flames, so that Maskedmelon, a poster of great equanimity, who could use the Power Word: Troll and yet oft refrained from shit posting, might join in the Ark when the time was nigh, and the floods of Chests tears washed from the face of the Boards all those unrepentant posters.
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Into the room Maskedmelon brought all manner of good things, stowing each neatly and orderly as is right. To each its own number was rendered and duly recorded in ink and in parchment such that each might be known to all who might know to ask and that none should be forgotten.
Chest saw this and Chest was pleased. Unto Filbus He sent three pale virgins of goodly nature, ample of bosom, fair of form, all pleasing and right. To each He conferred one-third the the gross sum of grace and seemliness and good talent of all maidens the world over.