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Old 12-19-2015, 10:31 AM
Filthy_Pagan Filthy_Pagan is offline
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Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Lord Treasurer, I applaud this clarification of procedure and your clear dedication to the principles of democratic government within our Society.

However, as Treasurer and Master of Coin of our beloved organization I wonder if any motioned, and seconded, FKP point should be officially awarded by you, as the final arbiter of the Treasury of this organization. This very minor check on the power of direct democracy within our organization could allow for the prevention of situations where abuse becomes an issue, to wit: if three unworthy imposters were to tag and begin colluding to award each other an overlarge and undeserved amount of FKP points for posts of recognized and demonstrable unmerit, the Lord Treasurer could with this power and responsibility prevent such tainted posts from causing our Treasury vault to open and our name to enter disgrace.

To this end I propose that I should delegate the responsibility to notify you, our Lord Treasurer, of any seconded FKP point award motion which passes my Internet Explorer window, to one of my lieutenants in the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls who handles private messaging on my forum account(s). I propose that other members of our esteemed Society should also take it upon their branches of the organization to make a good faith attempt to notify the Treasurer if it is believed he has not responded to a FKP point awarding request after some time period (use your better judgment) has elapsed.

The procedure would look like:
  1. fat diss of an ostrich-faced pencildick
  2. FKP point award nomination
  3. FKP point award confirmation
  4. Notification of the Lord Treasurer, if necessary
  5. FKP point awarded

To my Comrades in this organization: what say you? Does such a maneuver invest too much power in the hands of the chief officer of our Treasury?
Dear Director of the department of trolling you until you believe your own trolls,
I for one welcome this vestment of power. I feel such responsibility is well placed in the hands of our Lord Treasurer of FKP. He is of outstanding character and moral virtue, and feel there is no better candidate amongst our ranks. God bless the SORP.

Sincerely,
Filthy_Pagan
Official Flummoxer & Perpetual Sufferer of Collywobbles. Forward Vanguard Shock Trooper
Department of Trolling, Society of Retarded Posters.