[AzzarTheGod]

I rarely beard these days. But this one time at beard camp, I had pissed into a poland spring earlier in the evening.

So I woke up from mid-sleep about 2 and half hours in, typical Nonrestorative sleep (NRS) cycle, and thirsty as hell from the "benign" plague on human DNA known as Gilbert's syndrome.

I keep a few poland spring bottles ready to rock and roll on the countertop, as I go through about 4 to 5 liters of bottled water per day, any less and Ill dehydrate.

I palmed a bottle, registered its weight in a split nanosecond, "feels full, much fresh, must legit".

Big gulp of piss straight to the face, gagged and spit ruining a bunch of stuff while simultaneously trying to peel to the bathroom having to get through 2 closed doors to wash my mouth out.