T'was x-mas morning in erudin palace - Gza woke up early so he could be the first one to swim in the pool before all his brothers came and farted in the water - tonite was gonna be alot presents and cheese pizzas, he wanted to be fresh for the occation. Well waddya know, method man and inspecta deck and raekwon was the first ones to come fart and ruin his swim. Gza went out to the courtyard to do some tai chi to get into a better mood, but to no use, there was rza and ghostface and cappadonna playing croquet on the grass. Angry being always the odd man out he went to complain to his parents, the king and queen of erudin. The king and co was in the kitchen eating breakfast, gza said its about time u showed me some attention here guys, make room for my genius! Ugod and odb and that bastard uncle all laffed out loud - we aint got no cheese pizza either! Gza was mad and ran up to his abode and yelled in pillow - i want my freedom dagnabbit! then he fell asleep. He woke alittle later groggy, smelling weird odours, fish - the sea? He stuck his head outa the window and lo behold - lizard monks doing tai chi and listening to rap music is everwhere! He yells out the window: good morning cabilis! Many years later he is known as grand master Glox!
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