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Originally Posted by Kekephee
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OCH, YEH VILE, NO GOOD, SNEAK-THIEVIN', DOUBLE-CROSSIN' BASTARD, HOW LONG HAVE YEH BEEN POOP-BOTTLIN' ME SAE YEH KIN SNEAK OUT A' THE HOUSE WHILST I NAP???
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Filbus whirled around. Grumphilda had awoken. "I should have put another bottle in her," he thought angrily. The room smelled like gorilla now that his wife had awoken in a rage. Filbus went to her, dodging her flailing punches and kicks.
"Darling," Filbus said softly. "Darling dearest... I did it because I knew you needed more sleep. You've been working so hard lately, grinding xp with Sausagefingers so that one day you can be p99's number one naggy/vox tank. So I just thought 'why not let her sleep a while.' And I know how you like brandy up the bum."
Filbus withdrew the letter of RP contest he had received from the messenger. "But now that you're awake, dearest, what do you think of this?" The halfling asked, showing the letter to his buxom and sweaty wife.