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Originally Posted by Lurikeen
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The only laws adopted are those spelled out by Jesus Himself regarding the ten commandments and those laws handed down by the Apostles of Jesus.
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Here, I updated your ever loving 10 commandments to actually try to come remotly close to what american christians
actually believe.
You shall have no other gods before Me,
except figures of state and reality celebrities.
You shall not make idols,
unless idols are any of the above.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Actually no thats fine, dont worrya bout this one.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Or dont, who cares?
Honor your father and your mother,
until you move out, then call them like once every 2 weeks.
You shall not murder,
unless its a dirty, stinking muslim, or black person (becuse we know they were likely resisting). OR liberal, like if its a baby murdering doctor, u know.
You shall not commit adultery,
unless you are a political figure, then have at it, boys AND girls are ok.
You shall not steal,
unless it will affect the value of a stock or you already have a lot of money, if you can pay literatly nothing and indenture lower class populations to work for you, though that is technically stealing, is fine too.. basically steal EVERYTHING YOU CAN.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
unless he is one of those, dirty stinking muslims or black "resisters".. if you are reading this 30 years ago, also "commies" fall into this category, if you are confused about what a commie is, see socialist, but instead of trying to understand what a socialist is, just call it a communist and be done with it.
You shall not covet.
Wait.. heh Stopped myself there, please covet EVERYTHING if not then your true idols and gods, also known as any republican candidiate, cant make a shit load of money stealing from everyone, while murdering everyone else.