View Single Post
  #5  
Old 11-16-2015, 05:18 PM
AzzarTheGod AzzarTheGod is offline
Planar Protector

AzzarTheGod's Avatar

Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Sullon Zek
Posts: 7,760
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your dick.

-Sektor's Grandmother
Always wondered why the fuck a guy would get his tongue pierced?

Like, I see a lot of it in the city. If I was a girl I would just think the guy was gay. Even if chicks dig it because it draws attention to their tongue and makes them all riled up when they first meet, its a great way to ensure you have zero straight male friends.

Never saw a tongue ring guy who had a lot of cool and normal friends. Ever.
__________________
Kirban Manaburn / Speedd Haxx

PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek
Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82