[fragmaster]

I think you'll run into a problem, friend. You're head is currently lodged in your ass so all you'll see is shit and red stuff. You're first step will be getting some lubrication, dislodging your head from your ass, and reacquainting yourself with the world as it is. After this, as Gencat pointed out, you may want to look into some form of progressive education. I'm sure you know more than you can give yourself credit for so starting at first grade, as Gencat suggested, may not be necessary. Just keep in mind that your efforts are commendable. No one can take that away from you.