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Old 10-31-2015, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by GrobbGangsta [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Slathar was raped on a fishing trip with his Uncle when he was 8. Got left at his parent's door with a bleeding anus and an empty bag of pork rinds. Had a rough and mentally troubled childhood but his Dad invested in Pokemon in the mid 90s and set up a trust for him that throws off enough money per year for a perpetual Cheetos, Mountain Dew, unemployed EQ lifestyle.
^ retarded imagination combined with a really bad sense of humor.