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Old 09-17-2015, 12:55 AM
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I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold
That doesn't count, though. Like Tom Jayne, the guy who played the Punisher, was gay for pay when he was homeless on the streets of LA starving to death before he made it. He said, if I had to choose between not sucking a dick and a sandwich, I chose the sandwich. That's SURVIVAL, baby


*edit* oh, sorry, this is a roleplaying game message board. Uh... when Jayney Tomas, the famous bard of Qeynos who defeated Sir Lucan in single combat only to spare his life, famously quipping that the real perk to having won would be the song he'd get to sing about it, when he was, uh, level 3, he, you know, all that stuff I said
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Every song I play is actually just me screaming the 1812 Overture in a raspy, shrieking falsetto.
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