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Originally Posted by Orruar
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As we all know, the first thing someone does after kicking down your front door is politely submit a list of items he wishes to take from you. You then have the customary 2 minute period to review the list and submit a counter-offer. The counter-offer may contain sexual favors, but some states restrict the nature of these favors, particularly for male-male encounters. If the counter-offer is rejected outright, a best of 5 set of paper/rock/scissors is used to determine the winner.
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He was really there just to loot and destroy an item off a corpse with 10 minuets left on it.