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Old 08-26-2015, 06:36 PM
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No one really knows WHY the grocer was banned. But here are the facts.

#1 Portasaurus asked to hire someone's children to "hold his meat."
#2 Greengrocer loved to give people sandwiches
#3 Sandwiches = Subway
#4 What is the connection between Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus and Subway?
#5 Portasaurus recently started an E-COMMERCE thread.. working to promote Subway?
#6 Jared Fogle famously promoted subway
#7 Jared Fogle was banned for having "children hold his meat"
#8 Subway and Jared "broke up" but who is to say that Jared isn't still on the dole, working to promote their products through E-COMMERCE?

Now... this connection might seem a little crazy... like a bit of a conspiracy. How could I possibly be linking these two together, unless my case is being fed information from upper echelon of p99/Subway executives?

But, look at this photographic evidence from Portasaurus' cell.

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and now look at this recently captured photo of Jared

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These connections cannot be denied. THe evidence is coming up from all sides. Greengrocer is Jared Fogle. Subway is p99.
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