I knew this clerk at a local 7/11 that is an example of what I'm talking about.
He would awkwardly browbeat the customers behind his coke-bottle thick glasses and overgrown neckbeard on his 400lb 6'4 frame. And if you didn't kiss the sperglord ring and cower with a frown on your face at all times, then you would incur his wrath in the form of a personal attack by way of some snide smart ass observation.
I set down some chips, and leaned back to ask my friend to give me more bags of chips and a frozen pizza while laughing a little bit at some random funny in the moment. Not all out disruptive laughing mind you, just smiling a bit with a tone of laughter/happiness. I am not an obnoxious person and grew up in small private schools my entire life. Point being, I would never make a scene as I have been taught conservative christian values. I was guilty of nothing more than being in a decent mood at the time I happened to be in the clerks presence.
Well the clerk took it upon himself to squint his eyes at me and scrunched his face up saying "Are you sure that you are from this planet?" while cocking his head to the side and pausing, not ringing anything up. Ever the good sport, I said, "I'm trying to be" with a chuckle. And he slowly shook his nerd head and said "No...no..."
What a loser I hope he lost all his jobs for accosting customers and plays Rogean's emulator for the rest of his life.
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