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Old 08-12-2015, 01:36 AM
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Just who is Farzo aka Greybeard? What is his story? Read on to find out.

Greybeard stunned red community by stealing items from a paraplegic assburger who had a mental breakdown. Refusing to give the items back Greybeard finds support with the RnF community. A community he will quickly alienate

The leveling is slow. People ask, "Just when are you going to PvP?". Greybeard declares he will PvP when he is lvl 49. Words of "Roxors your boxors" and his leveling prowess is everywhere.

Greybeard enters into a 1v1 challenge in West Commons. The entire server comes out to watch this historic event. Greybeard gets destroyed in a horrible show of button pressing. All hell breaks lose and many onlookers are coined in the aftermath.

He continues to level up, avoiding combat whenever he could. He misses all of the epic battles, including the massive sebilis fights.

Time passes without many updates from Greybeard, he drops of the radar for many players at this point.
Greybeard is now level 60 with epic in <Nihilum>. People ask, "Just when are you going to pvp?" Greybeard says he will pvp when velious is released.

Taking a break from EQ gaming, Farzo posts some pictures of women he has paid to have sex with him in his gaming dungeon. He shows pictures of monitors held up by chains, a hairy arm-rest, and women with track marks, face masks, and signs declaring his sexual prowess. The message board world is not impressed.

Velious is released

The story continues.
lol good read, i can pras that
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