On red as a level 10 something Wizard, I was alone in CB killing orcs when I see a pair of blue eyes peeking at me behind a hilltop, a tiny dwarf reveals himself before I go blind. I can hear him doing his barrelroll as he nears me, then the horrible pounding in darkness. When I came to my senses and light returned to me I was left alone with just a slither of health left. The dwarf had left. I sent him a tell "I see you are highly trained in the Guantanamo/Abu Ghraib skills and techs". I started /who'ing alot. Suddenly he is back, appears on the /who. Oh no, I'm gonna get so much ass raping now, I'm thinking to myself. Once again he pops up behind the hill, but no Blind this time and he bodyslams himself jumping down to me, I say "Hold it dwarf man, dont molest me no more!" but he says he's sorry and gives me all his buffs and even some orc belts! What a turnaround from this guy eh! Such a sweet dwarf deep in his heart.
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