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Originally Posted by B4EQWASCOOL [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Blue is gross. AFK fest. Zero open camps worth a shit. Ever. Walk through whole zones without a single mob up. Nothing happens on blue that raises your pulse. (except for loot, for you weirdos, if you happen to have a neckbeard or/and advanced poopsocking skills.) Artificial Intelligence is garbage unless you are new to MMORPG or are of low intelligence. I like to have to worry if my group mates are gonna kill me. I enjoy attacking people. I get shit on - sometimes I get lucky and land a kill. And, when you fight, and especially get your first few kills, you will be excited. Your pulse will race. Your mom will be proud of you. Your wife, who cuckolded you long ago, will stop fucking your friends and will will begin to notice your higher testosterone...

We got carried away. Where, after you have conquered the AI 9000 times, on blue will you get your excitement?

You come to RED. Your enemy: the zerg. Larger and more complex than any basic bitch raid mob you've ever cried over. Though dangerous in their full form, they are are weak, EXTREMELY WEAK, when caught alone. Estimates on the warm body population of the zerg's 100 man ball range as high as 70%. This is where most of the blue cowards, who only wanna see content, go and wait in ANOTHER LINE in the zerg to get your warm body welfare loot.

Also, while you gear up to face this force, you must face their godmode twink squads and constant Forum Quest attacks.

How many raids do this on blue???

Carebear server chumps need to check their self before they wreck their self.