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Originally Posted by jdixon485 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If I was Azn I would lay out the mathmatical equations that prove p99 Neckbeard has a direct correlation to not getting ass. Which means if you dont wanna waist all that precious time getting in shape only to meet tinder skanks here is the plan of action.

1. Quit EQ
2. Get married.
3. Play EQ alot
4. This will hold for 3-4 years with most women.
5. Repeat

I'm gonna have to call you a scumbag for telling people to marry. Nothing personal, marriage is just a really bad idea. Like... It's pointless and doesn't do anything but harm. I would say just be in a relationship.

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