[Lazortag]

Alawen will lie about his account being sold and pretend he's someone else so that he doesn't have to deal with his poor reputation anymore. Then after about a week of playing he'll come back to the forums and make a thread revealing this, surprising no one. In this thread he will create some other excuse for why he's "quitting" again (real life commitments, not paying enough attention to his wife, going to cooking school, etc.).