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Old 07-27-2015, 11:28 AM
Portasaurus Portasaurus is offline
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Slate is nothing more than an overgeared, de-leveled alt twink of one of the Highkeep officers that just griefs people trying to legitimately help other players here. He's not good enough for actual big fights so he just waits in EC and ganks people like me.

I guess Mother Slate didn't raise him very well. He probably isn't even employed. They probably kicked him out of the militia because he's such a little shit, but he still walks around wearing the uniform pretending he's on payroll. In reality, he hasn't had a good meal in months and his last remaining coppers are dwindling fast.

I heard he keeps a fungus tunic in his bag and swaps it on during battle because he can't bear the thought of a fair fight.

Oh yea by the way I was already at like 30% health and was sitting down when he engaged me. Real nice. Such honor!

Have fun with your dead server, Slate.

Not even mad.