1. create giant robot
2. rape all players of Norrath for hours
3. post up in some newb zone and call them all out
4. rape all players showing up until giant robot dies or you get bored
5. reward phat lewts to people who play along
6. go to forums and watch the whining/bitching by those not getting phat lewts
Wreak havoc on high-end raids. By the time you've raided a target 50 times you need something new like the MT getting DTed or summoned to island one or jail room. Kill all the clerics or druids or both. (then go to forum and watch the whining)
Bring back all banned accounts for a giant all v. all match providing clemency for last person standing. Do this each week.
Feed Christians to lions.
Offer phat lewts as bounty on first kill of high-end players in high-end guilds.
Giant game of capture the flag with guilds you select. (force players to deguild and join new teams for the event) offer phat lewts to get people to comply.
Make some random player invincible for 2 minutes and then drop that player in the middle of rival a guild's raid.
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