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Originally Posted by kaev
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Nah, they're not robots. Proof: If they were robots they wouldn't be able to interbreed with the cactuses in OT. And therein lies the answer to Port's question. The reason there is no Half-elf meat is that there is no Half-elf meat. Half-elfs are sentient vegetables dressed up to look like meatsacks so that they can roam freely while gathering intel for the eventual military invasion and takeover.
After conquering Norrath, our space-vegetable soon-to-be overlords will move on to Texas gathering recruits without need for direct mind-control as the Texans will have been mesmerized by Obama's dancing armored columns of distraction. The next step will be to proclaim Cucumbers supreme overlord and crush any feeble resistance on the west coast and/or new england by the simple expedient of declaring a 50-cent bounty on vegan scalps with no bag limits and a year-round open season.
Word to the wise: Use beef fat for eyeliner and keep a few slices of bacon in your pocket so that you're ready to prove your carnivorous bona fides at any time.
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I think you've spent too much time here:
http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=203162
Stand too long at the fire of lunacy and you come away smelling like smoke. ^^
Although this is a nice extension of the CMoL? thread.
/applaud