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Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've been playing p99 for 3 years and my girlfriend still won't leave me!! What am I doing wrong?

Probably bathing and not playing enough eq. Still sex? Cut that out. Tell her you met a younger, skinnier girl on eq. Try to hold a straight face.