Here's an xpack relevant event sure to satisfy everyone's appetite for server hype!
Announcing the
VELIOUS IS COMING **MEAT CLEARANCE** MEGA SALE!
Thanks to that clown Mordin's factory farm outlet coming with the next expansion, I am offering DEEP DISCOUNTS on *specially marked packages of Greengrocer brand sandwiches, steaks, and beer braised dishes!
These meats will plummet in value when winter comes. Take advantage of this once in a server offer TODAY!
50 - 75% OFF SPECIALLY MARKED ITEMS:
Rat Sandwiches
Rat Ear Sandwiches
Beer Braised Rat
Bear Sandwiches
Bear Steaks
Beer Braised Bear
Gator Steaks
Beer Braised Gator
Lion Steaks
Beer Braised Lion
Snake Steaks
Snake Pickles
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]